Posts have all been more on the serious side as of late. Which means a less Siri-ous post is way overdue. So…here is the visual layout of my very convoluted relationship with Siri. We’re working through our issues but I think it’s going to take some time.
Because as you can see… sometimes she’s really fickle.
She can be very insecure…
She avoids talking about her past a lot.
She kind of struggles to maintain a good sense of humor.
She doesn’t seem to know how to receive compliments, and barely knows how to return them either.
Once in a while she can be easygoing.
But I’m not sure we have the same worldview, on a lot of levels.
There are times when I catch her talking to herself, and it makes me wonder.
She doesn’t seem comfortable being honest with me.
Sometimes she is borderline cocky.
Other times, she can be rather controlling.
Again, her insecurities get the best of her, and I worry she’ll never believe me when I tell her how I feel.
Once in awhile though, she can be sweet, in this cheesy kind of way.
She keeps telling me that she’s working on the new and improved version of herself, but I don’t know. It may or may not work out.

Extremely Funny.. Loved it…:)
Haha, this is brilliant! I love it!
I love this! It’s very original and funny. I hope you can work through your problems
Thanks! I’m trying. I don’t know if she is.
Loved it…
This is SO funny! I’m sure Siri loves you as much as you love her, even if she has a difficult time expressing that love.
Ah cute! Am still on the iPhone 3 so have not met my Siri yet but hopefully soon… I bet it will be a very special relationship!
haha this reminds me of when Ellen Degeneres did a skit using Siri on her show. She kept asking silly questions and Siri answered with the funniest answers, making the audience laugh!
I’d love to see what Ellen came up with. I feel like a lot of it is figuring out the right things to say to get the funnier comments out of Siri. Thanks for visiting!
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It had to happen. A new platform for the comedian, your life on a Smart phone, yes it is funny !
Thanks for the reblog! I appreciate it!
This cracks me up!
I hope you post some more!
Siri is a typical female; always into self-help. I bet she’s fine and you love her just the way she is.
Hi I reblogged this post. Did you get a notification ? I am trying to learn the behind the scenes of WP. I love your blog, ty.
Okay – I see a notice in the posts above this one, yes it does let the owner know.
In hysterics, love this. *Hits reblog*
Thanks so much! Thanks for the reblog!
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Must see. Hilarious!
Thanks so much for the reblog!
i ask siri questions like these all the time, sometimes his replays are so witty! apple have every question under the sun covered!
I’m impressed that they thought of everything they did! Thanks for visiting!
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Thanks for the reblog!
You’re welcome. I enjoyed reading your post
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Hahaha Very Funny…
LOL.. this post is really funny. I just bought Samsung Galaxy and I really wish I would have opted in for an iPhone …
Great post! Sometime I think about changing to team iPhone just to talk to Siri! Lol
I was so indifferent to Siri for awhile but after I started realizing how funny she was, I kept trying to provoke her in new ways, haha! Thanks for visiting!
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Great post! really funny!
lol. really enjoy reading this
This was too funny. I enjoyed it!
LOL! I never did understand the iphone joke though…
I really enjoyed it. Reminded me of an episode from Big Bang Theory
lol, the one in which raj fall in love with his iphone, right??
Yup, haha. Congrats on FP.
hahaha thnx
This made me laugh, cute post!
Funny and interesting!
This is great — I just got my own cocky/sassy/avoidance-prone Siri…but considering I have children, we still haven’t surpassed the “Mom…swear at Siri and see what she says!” part…
Thanks! I’m glad someone does!
I LOVED IT! I could not stop laughing!
Awesome post. Definitely worth being Freshly Pressed. Congratulations. Maybe you should think of doing a lot more of these siri-ous posts!
Haha, thanks so much! I’m trying to think of new things to ask/say to her.
Oh how I miss Siri. I first found her before she belonged to Apple, then the 4S came out and she was lost to me
One of my only complaints against Apple was that they took her away from the 4 users.
I am impressed by the reference to 2001 A Space Odyssey. Our relationship to electronic devices gets stranger and stranger all the time. A very poignant, humorous approach.
By the way, I also think things get too serious, so I try to keep it light on my own blog. I’m always looking for upbeat blogs.
It’s pretty crazy how “human” they’ve tried to make Siri without crossing any politically incorrect lines. Thanks for visiting and commenting!
Reblogged this on Philip Bates, Freelance Writer and commented:
The idea of Siri creeps me out a bit. But this hilarious post from Pilgrim’s Lens makes me sleep easier in the small hours of the morning. And if that doesn’t work, I can just ask Siri about insomnia cures…
Thanks for the reblog and fun comment!
Haha! You make me want to meet Siri. Is this really how Siri responds?
She constantly surprises me with her answers – aren’t they hilarious? I’m always trying to figure out what I can say to get new responses from her.
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This is so funny. Lmao.
Thanks for the reblog and thanks for visiting!
Fabulous. Congratulations on your relationship with Siri! Well deserved FP! PS you look great!
Thanks so much!
Nice Job! Good to see a little humor in the world. For another good little giggle I think you’ll enjoy check out http://secretsofabartender.wordpress.com/
hahaha it made me smile several times
This is great! Thanks for making my morning even better with a laugh and smile. Congrats on being freshly pressed!
Haha! I love this!! My boyfriend often talks to my 4S and I get annoyed but yours is a lot cockier than mine!!
Congrats on being freshly pressed! Love the blog
I have myself programmed as “My Number” in my 4S to send myself reminder text messages etc.. so mine will reply with “thank you, My Number” or “I can’t answer that, My Number” it’s hilarious!!
hilarious. now i want a siri of my own!
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Hahaha! I love Siri!
Reblogged this on The Bare Perspective and commented:
I couldn’t help myself…this is great.
LOL XD
So funny, i love your sense of humor.
Hilarious and refreshing….had great fun
This is so great and funny! Really, really, really, really, really. Made my evening
Greets, Julie.
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Haha, this is brilliant. I love Siri.
And, congratulations on being freshly pressed.
I don’t have a Siri, but this reminds me of conversations I tried to have with Cleverbot, which was after all hailed as the most intelligent AI program. I found it very disappointing: http://andreasmoser.wordpress.com/2011/09/13/my-conversation-with-artificial-intelligence/
Very funny!
this made my day..thank you for sharing your Siri experience
oh and i’m sharing this in my facebook
Awww, thank you so much for making our Friday even brighter. I had a good laugh.
haha. and now the phone becomes real.
Fantastic. Seriously.
Just spent 15 minutes talking to my phone because of this!
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This is very funny – worth a try if you have an iPhone!
ahh my iphone 3G isn’t as entertaining as this! This post made me giggle a lot- thanks! really great!
Terribly uncool to plug a different blog in a comments section, but you may want to look at this: http://1pointperspective.wordpress.com/2012/06/09/lets-drop-iphone-and-call-it-a-royale-with-cheese/
I simply loved this post!
Thanks for the laugh, that was hilarious.
I found this all rather funny! Great post!
Robert
http://www.thejournocloud.wordpress.com
And here’s another reason why i need an Iphone hahaha! i loved this post!!!!!
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Gombal di sms ternyata bukan cuma orang kita aja.. Orang sana juga sama parahnya. lol
I wish Siri was on android. I could use a friend to chat with and I don’t care what Alan Turing thinks on the matter.
Love it!
read your post, sob. thanks for share
Hahaha! So funny
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Really funny
Bahahaha!!!!
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Nice post…
Luurvly stuff, thanks. Humor makes the world go around, and sweep worries away.
That’s cool – I’d still never buy an iphone, but a very funny post nonetheless.
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The good lover… This reminds me of big bang theory !!
Love this
My ribs hurting from laughing!
I love this! Thanks for sharing this.
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This post was on Freshly pressed and really made me laugh! Am now gonna try and talk to Siri myself and see what she tells me!x
Have re-blogged this! Soooo funny!x
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Really funny, I am an iPhone user
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So funny
. I thanked Siri for answering a question and she told me my satisfaction was all the thanks she needed.
I love this! It is so funny! A gnarly and bodacious post indeed! Keep up the great work!
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This is jokes!